June 1, 2012
STAY OUT OF IT

Because we’re happy.

May 31, 2012
Even though I got hit on today

I feel like a fat FAT cow, and it makes me want to cry and kick and scream and eat cereal even though that wouldn’t make me feel better at all because I’d be eating bad, bad carbs, and yes, I know this is a run-on sentence, but I don’t care because I’m upset which means I can do whatever I want!

/stomps around with arms tucked in and roaring

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Filed under: personal cranky suck it 
May 31, 2012
How to deal with people who wear unflattering outfits

infinitetransit:

  1. Realise all aesthetic choices are subjective.
  2. Realise that they might think they look sexy as fuck.
  3. Remove yourself from the vicinity until you’ve learned to get over your fatphobia/transphobia/misogyny/racism or combination of those.

No.

(via paigeesther)

May 31, 2012
softerworld:

A Softer World: 821
(right in there)

softerworld:

A Softer World: 821

(right in there)

May 29, 2012
It is 10 minutes until my birthday

Oh god, I was planning on having kids in 4 years.

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Filed under: birthday personal kids 
May 29, 2012

(Source: youbigtourist, via paigeesther)

May 28, 2012

Yeah. We’re good photo partners.

May 27, 2012
Guess I’m gonna get out of bed now.

Guess I’m gonna get out of bed now.

May 27, 2012
Like ALL the posts!

Like ALL the posts!

May 27, 2012
I am super attractive with too much time on my hands.

I am super attractive with too much time on my hands.

May 27, 2012

Guess who hasn’t done anything all day?

Me.

Guess who laughs in the face of danger?

Me.

Guess who does bad things on a regular basis?

Me.

Guess who likes to eat cereal for all meals of the day?

Me.

Guess who likes to watch the Food Network and Cartoon Network only?

Me.

Guess who thinks she is a kitty?

Me.

Guess who has pillows that smell like fun?

Me.

Guess who is drinking coffee?

Me.

Guess who has a mom that calls her Pooh?

Me.

Okay. I’m done now.

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Filed under: personal awesome guess who 
May 26, 2012
"I think we’re just gunna have to be secretly in love with each other, and leave it at that."

— Margot Tenenbaum (via thewarmestchord)

(via paigeesther)

May 26, 2012
For Megan

214-Leave me a ridiculous question:

What is the first thing that you plan on doing during the zombie apocalypse?


Scream, “IT’S HAPPENING! IT’S REALLY HAPPENING!”

May 26, 2012

mutethepanda asked: On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend?

I don’t know when you asked me this, but I’m free tomorrow!

May 25, 2012

Ice cream + trazodone

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